Moon Dog and Badger PART 2

Read on my peeps of the epic Moon Dog and Badger. Bear with me, The begininning is just a character study the action will start soon.

Badger, was a lonely orphan animal from Hertfordshire. A young fresh faced badger was ready to face the world at night, but couldn’t do it alone. Poor badger wanted love. All he ever wanted in life was love. Legend has it that even Bill Oddie who slept with animals and married a goose couldn’t stand the possessive power of badger. Badger just wanted someone for himself. Poor badger. In his many years of solitude and winter months badger kept company with mushrooms of the exotic kind. It made the time pass by quicker and generally made him feel warmer, albeit slightly distorted from reality. Badger and his silly mushrooms. One day as Badger staggered bravely through a road with Norman Lamont and the kids from The Goonies he saw eye to eye with Margaret Badger. This was classic doe eyed love. You could see from the electric jaw dropping chemistry that they both wanted each other. They were both lonely badgers who wanted nothing more than to sleep in a sixty nine position. Margaret crossed the road, making the first step, badger couldn’t move as he thought he was guarding queen Persepolis treasure. Badger and his funny mushrooms. As Margaret crossed the road she didn’t see the Range Rover to her left, everything was quiet in her mind for now, everything was one and silent. She got flattened like a pumpkin falling from the sky or even a badger crossing the road. Damned Mushrooms. Badger was of course, utterly devastated by this senseless violent and cruel disposition of fate. But he couldn’t move, he wanted to touch her bloody bowels or a bit of brain but couldn’t move from the crack on the road he was on. Queen Persepolis would have to wait. Poor badger tormented by the twin swords of destiny.

Life throws all of us a bad bone. But life has this strange unexplainable harmony. It’s takes from you and it gives to you. It took badgers sanity and Moon Dogs scrotum and good will to man.

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